[ Oh look, it's a lovely day, filled with overarching greenery, buzzing insects, and a blue sky! ...Somewhere. This is definitely not a view from the City, unless a swamp has sprung up in Central Park. The view is pointed skywards, and there's no one in sight ( Read more... )

[ White! Lots of white! All around! And Ms Pouty here is dressed in totally unfashionable matching white, which anyone familiar with the superjail may recognize as standard attire. She clears her throat, at a nice, normal volume. And then when she talks it's... really loud. Magic-amplification, better-turn-down-your-comm-or-your-ears-will-bleed ( Read more... )

I don't suppose anyone has any spells for summoning electricity that they'd be willing to share. My electronics still aren't working on their own, I can't find Illidan, and I have popcorn that needs microwaving.

[ thoughtful pause! ]

He's not still dead, is he? It wouldn't surprise me. The Porter certainly takes her sweet time with

[ Oh look, Onyx is staring all displeased and frowny into the camera, what else is new. ]

If the Porter absolutely had to interrupt my business twice in a row, the least it could have done would be to make my trip the same amount of time in both places. It's disconcerting to live at home for-- I don't know, a month? Then return and find it's only ( Read more... )

I suppose I can forgive the costumes. Mm, some of them, at least. But if heroes are supposed to be good, why do they hide their faces? It doesn't exactly inspire trust.

[ a pause, and a flicking noise, presumably a light switch! only it happens again. and again. and again. you can just hear the scowl when she speaks again.And why aren't the lights ( Read more... )

[ When the feed cuts in, Onyx is frowning down into it AS USUAL. Today she's looking a little bloody, but the only actual apparent damage is a decent-ish cut in one cheek. ]

I want a healer. [ RUSTLE OF MOVEMENT and the view pans over to Booga, in a heap on the floor, who is looking... way worse off. Bloody and gashed up and pretty generally ( Read more... )

[ there's a long silence at first. has Onyx finally learn how to switch from the video setting? has she finally had her fill of plastering her face all over the Network?? what is the world coming to. ]

I know you're out there, old one. [ she sounds less haughty than usual-- almost kind of subdued! imagine that. ] I want to talk to you.

[ ( Read more... )

I've been wondering. Are the beings here that call themselves "gods" really genuine? It seems to me that gods ought to be strong enough to resist the Porter. So then maybe anything here is only a pale imitation, dealing in cheap tricks.

Mm. That being said... Can you kill a god, do you suppose?

[ APHRODITE SHE HATES YOU IT IS SO ON ]

( [Filtered to Booga] )

[ Where ever Onyx is, she's lookin' pretty comfy. All flopped back and sprawled out, dripping laziness. And looking ever so pleased. ]

Just out of curiosity, how many of you have an interest in stopping that troll? "Stopping", in this case, meaning taking into custody, maiming, or killing. [ a quick pause, and then OH RIGHT CLARIFICATION WOULD BE ( Read more... )

[ Today the usual scowl has been done away with in favor of a really miserable pout! But only because she hasn't figured out how to switch it to voice yet. ]

I need something to stop the itch of poison ivy, and to find an elf that ought to be in hiding if he knows what's good for him.

[ She doesn't even have the heart to sound as MENACING AND ( Read more... )